There was a story in the newspaper about a 4ft fortune teller who escaped from jail. The headline was "Small medium at large".
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Did you hear about the Mexican fireman who named his kids Jose and Hose B?
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Al Gore has finally given up politics and taken up his true calling as a drummer in a band. He's really good. He's come up with some of the most mathematically precise rhythms known to man.
In fact, people have taken to calling them "Al Gore Rhythms".
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I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. There was nobody home.
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Pessimist: Things are horrible. Everything is falling apart. Things can't get any worse.
Optimist: Yes they can.
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